not being at comic con like
The Pevensies + fulfilling the tropes of the Hogwarts houses:
Peter: GRYFFINDOR. "courage, daring, nerve, chivalry."
'Peter became a tall and deep-chested man and a great warrior, and he was called King Peter the Magnificent.'
Susan: RAVENCLAW: "Intelligence, creativity, learning, wit."
'Susan grew into a tall and gracious woman with black hair that fell almost to her feet and the kings of the countries beyond the sea began to send ambassadors asking for her hand in marriage. And she was called Queen Susan the Gentle.'
Edmund: SLYTHERIN. "Ambition, cunning, leadership, resourcefulness."
'Edmund was a graver and quieter man than Peter, and great in council and judgment. He was called King Edmund the Just.'
Lucy: HUFFLEPUFF. “Hardwork, tolerance, loyalty, fairplay.”
'As for Lucy, she was always gay and golden-haired, and all princes in those parts desired her to be their Queen, and her own people called her Queen Lucy the Valiant.'
I am rock and wheat and molten lava… and when I at last have my vengeance, blackest vile will rain like blood from the sky.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THIS IS FROM
this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media
#jesus christ could you want each other more#bucky leaning in with his eyes all hooded and whiskey on his breath#and steve breathes in and looks at bucky and he has to take a minute#and then he smiles like ok i know what you’re doing mister#you’re trying to get me to full-body-blush and stutter in the middle of this bar#and shift uncomfortably in my seat for the nest 10 minutes#but you know what#it’s been so long and you look so good and i’m so fucking happy to be here with you#that i don’t give a shit and i’m not even embarrassed#and you know what i’d shove you against this bar right now don’t push me james buchanan barnes#and he crawls his eyes over bucky up and down real obvious#like#bring it#you know what#(bucky knows what)#(leaning back a little in his seat chin tilted to bare his throat a little eyebrow cocked smile starting to curl his lips)#it’s kind of growing on me#your move barnes#because nothing else matters anymore#not thinking anywhere beyond tonight#i’ll wear it you see if i don’t#anything#seriously#ok i’m done now#kbye#everything is steve x bucky and everything hurts#and everything’s kinda filthy idk#i blame bucky he started it (via irisparry)
We’re government agents now, we should have secret code names
"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."