if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes
Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes
i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
I remember this one dude who kept sending me nudes over snapchat and i would just send him pictures of art garfunkel and make them uncomfortably close to the camera
my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
I fucking lost it here
My new kitty has decided my foot is its mum
I assume someone wandering into a Les Amis meeting by accident would be fully convinced they had stumbled upon a cult of really attractive people
how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous
i want this tattooed on my back
this is the best thing ever